I have also washed dishes every day for the last week, though they do build up at a fascinating rate. I also never, ever leave my cereal bowl, coke can, or any other food dish anywhere but properly rinsed and in the sink. Who else can boast that claim in this house?

I will concede that I never do laundry if the prosecution will concede to allowing food to dry in coral-like growths on dishes in the living room and dining room.